Well, it’s official. Welcome to the Anthropocene: the era of drastic human-induced destruction of our Earth. Yep, we’re talking about the mass extinction of animal and plant species, polluted oceans, plastic litter, and of course… climate change.
For the past decade, climate change has been a hot topic, quite literally. Countries all over the world scramble to devise solutions to this pressing issue that endangers all life as we know it. As a result, a drive for environmentally friendly technologies has given rise to a myriad of incredibly fascinating innovations that strive to contribute to a more sustainable future for all.
These innovations include…
1) The Smog Free Tower: As part of a clean-air campaign by Dutch designer Dana Roosegaarde, this intriguing innovation vacuums polluted air from its surrounding environment, creating new products with the smog particles!
Standing seven meters tall, this tower is located in Vierhavensstraat 52, a public park in Rotterdam, Netherlands. Using ionization technology, the tower is able to process 30,000 cubic meters of air per hour, letting out clean air for people to experience. Even more, the carbon-filled smog dust can be compressed into jewelry pieces, with a single ring contributing to 1000 cubic meters of clean air.
Credit: Studio Roosegaarde
Why this is awesome: In society today, air pollution is viewed as something inevitable and common, yet the toxic greenhouse gases that are emitted heavily contribute to global warming, harming both humans and wildlife alike. Continuing our current trend of rising emissions will surely result in an unlivable world, therefore action is crucial – for us and our future generations. The Smog Free Tower is an important contribution in taking action against air pollution.
2) Taxi-drones (aka flying cars): Flying cars have been a fantasy for decades, yet they might finally become a reality soon! :0
Expecting commercial use of these taxi-drones in about 5 years, the city of Dubai will launch these unmanned, electric, single-seater drones in hope of reducing commute traffic and pollution levels in the city. By 2050, it is expected that roughly 160,000 passenger drones will be in operation!
Taxi-drone taking a test flight in Dubai
Credit: EHang
Big picture: Humans have had a profound impact on our planet. What we do in this next decade will significantly dictate the well being of our future generations (and whether we are condemning them all to imminent doom). Sustainable innovations are on the rise, but still are in the developing stages. If we want to achieve our goal of keeping global warming temperatures below the 1.5 degrees Celsius target limit, as outlined in the 2015 Paris Agreement, we have to move faster in making our world more sustainable.
Looking forward: In a little more than a week from now, the 2021 United Nations Climate Change Conference will be held from October 31 – November 12th in the United Kingdom. To read more about what it is, who will attend, and why it matters, click HERE!!
Hi! Welcome back to the eighth year of our Writing It Out Writing Center Blog! We are happy to finally be back in person this year and continue this amazing writing tradition!
Our dedicated team, Isabela Snow (junior), April Wang (junior), Marie Zissis (junior), Tyler Wasielewski (senior), Nareen Pogozelski (senior), and Sanna Walker (senior) will be working with our writers this year to deliver to you our usual content! This includes our Thursday Posts, as well as our book reviews and guest features.
These last years have been an unprecedented time for us, as we’re sure has been said many times, and it’s important to recognize the hard work that our writing center staff and Mr. Erickson has done to keep us going strong.
The Writing Center is still open all day (before, during, and after school!) for appointments. Whether you are brainstorming, have a rough draft, or need final edits, we are always happy to help. We have consolidated our scheduling app with the other academic support programs Minnetonka high school offers; all appointments for the writing center can be scheduled through the Academic Support app that should be pre-installed on students’ iPads. Please stop by the Writing Center with any questions.
And to all those who come back to read our blog, we are so glad you’re here! You are a critical part of our blog and a big reason we have continued publishing for all these years.
We look forward to an exciting new year of blog posts and articles. Until next week!
What a year it has been. I don’t know about you, but for me it absolutely flew by. Probably because we weren’t actually in school for half of it. Although the hour-long passing times were great, sitting at an iPad or Computer for 90 minutes straight 3 times a day got a bit monotonous. But if there has been one upside of COVID, it’s the fact that I’ve only taken one final in my entire high school career! That isn’t to say I haven’t had my work cut out for me though. Through the pandemic, our teachers have continued to challenge us, and provide us with all of the resources to succeed. From creating breakout room activities, to finding online chemistry labs, they have had to rebuild many of their lesson plans to work in an online format and have done a great job. I’ve had fun in my in-person and e-learning classes alike thanks to their enthusiasm, and their e-learning innovations (especially Wednesdays!) have made life better for all of us. Our teachers have worked their butts off to make sure that we have had the best year we can.
Thank you all so much!
But now that we have been back in school for a couple months, vaccinations are on the rise, and restrictions are dropping, I am certainly looking forward to a normal summer, where we’ll be able to do most of the things we missed out on last one. I don’t really mind wearing a mask, but doing sports unmasked will be so great. Things like the State Fair that depend on large crowds of people in close proximity will be opening, so we can finally get deep-fried Oreos again. Maybe we’ll even go back to camp. But the thing that I am most looking forward to is being inside with friends. I haven’t slept over at a friend’s house in ages, and getting that back will be so much fun. Doing things outside has been great, and I got a lot better at pond hockey over the winter, but it just isn’t quite the same without sleep deprivation and copious amounts of Goldfish at 2 in the morning. Lockdown really made me realize how many of the seemingly simple conveniences of being indoors like air conditioning and heating really improve an experience.
This is all assuming people actually get vaccinated and a new super-strain doesn’t emerge.
I’d rather not think about that.
I don’t really know what else to say except that, despite everything, it has really been a great year, and I am looking forward to the next.
Summer is almost here- FINALLY! This year has been extremely stressful for many of us, this year especially. As we approach our second summer in a pandemic, it is important to acknowledge that this year’s summer will be very different from last year’s: new vaccination rollouts, less restrictions, the elimination of mask mandates, and many more. In this guide, I’m going to provide you with general tips and ideas on how to stay safe while having a good time this summer!
Tip: Get Vaccinated
According to the CDC, getting your COVID-19 vaccine will permit you to partake in activities that unvaccinated people are unable to do currently. Many of these include things that were considered normal prior to the beginning of quarantine: no longer wearing masks, being able to go within 6 feet of one another, and no longer needing to quarantine if in close proximity to someone with COVID (unless you show symptoms). With that being said, it is still important that you adhere to “federal, state, local, tribal, and territorial laws, rules, and regulations”. Getting vaccinated may seem scary to a lot of people, but there are a lot of resources for you to utilize that attest for the safety and effectiveness of these vaccines; doing your own research is very important and very easy. If you go to mn.gov/covid19, there are links that can take you to find vaccination locations near you, testing locations, state guidelines, and general information on how to stay safe.
Idea: Go to a Drive-In Movie
Have you wanted to watch a movie in a setting that wasn’t your living room or bedroom? Have you wanted to get out of the house and spend some time with family and friends, while safely keeping a distance from other groups? If so, a drive-in movie is the perfect option for you this summer! Drive-In movies are a perfect way to be in a lively setting, while still maintaining personal space from strangers. This option is safe for both people who are vaccinated, as well as those who are not; however, if you are not vaccinated, it is still recommended that you wear a mask when gathering with people outside of your household. A drive-in movie is the safer option for unvaccinated people compared to a traditional indoor movie theater. Vali-Hi Drive-In, located in Lake Elmo, is open every night, and plays two movies each night; each ticket is $10 for individuals over 12, $1 for children ages 6-12, and free for children under 5 years of age. Starlite Drive-In 5, located in Litchfield, is open Friday-Sunday, and plays four movies each night. Admission is $8 for anyone 13 and older, $4 for children ages 4-12, and free for children under 4. Although this location plays 4 movies, you are only permitted to view the two that you purchased through your ticket, and are unable to move between the sets of shows. To view more drive-in locations in Minnesota, a quick google search will give you a list; make sure to understand each location’s rules before heading there. Have fun watching movies this summer!
As I conclude this piece, I want to emphasize one point that I believe is important to remember: be mindful of others around you. Although you and your family may be comfortable without masks or social distancing, be sure to acknowledge other people’s health and family circumstances. Don’t pressure others into taking their masks off, or going to a setting that’ll compromise their wishes. Make sure to respect the wishes of any businesses or areas that you visit as well; just because your city or favorite store doesn’t require you to wear a mask, doesn’t mean you should disregard another company or city’s rules stating that you must wear a mask in order to be there. If wearing masks is uncomfortable for you, simply don’t go to a place where they are required. There are many other activities and places that allow you to have fun and stay safe this summer without the need to wear a mask, but make sure to check the guidelines beforehand. Stay safe this summer, and have a good time!
But before we all can truly relax and enjoy the delightful weather, there’s one big thing on many of our plates: testing. Ewwwwwww! I know, sometimes the urge is strong to banish Trevor Packer and all that he represents to somewhere far away where they can’t hurt us anymore, but that’s unfortunately difficult and probably illegal. Also, the college credit/GPA boost can be nice (STILL DOESN’T MEAN IT’S FUN THOUGH).
As a backup option, I bring you springtime poetry, that it might soothe your test-taking woes! As you can see from the start of this post, my poetry skills are simply out of this world. I’m afraid I can’t show you much more, lest I burn your eyes out with its sheer stellar magnificence. Instead, you’re gonna have to make do with whatever other stuff I have on hand.
Get comfortable! Take a refreshing sip of water (or other choice beverage). Up first is “Dear One Absent This Long While”, by Lisa Olstein.
It has been so wet stones glaze in moss;
everything blooms coldly.
I expect you. I thought one night it was you
at the base of the drive, you at the foot of the stairs,
you in a shiver of light, but each time
leaves in wind revealed themselves,
the retreating shadow of a fox, daybreak.
We expect you, cat and I, bluebirds and I, the stove.
In May we dreamed of wreaths burning on bonfires
over which young men and women leapt.
June efforts quietly.
I’ve planted vegetables along each garden wall
so even if spring continues to disappoint
we can say at least the lettuce loved the rain.
I have new gloves and a new hoe.
I practice eulogies. He was a hawk
with white feathered legs. She had the quiet ribs
of a salamander crossing the old pony post road.
Yours is the name the leaves chatter
at the edge of the unrabbited woods.
(It’s a bit sadboi. You might imagine it as some kind of elegy for the speaker’s test scores! Or perhaps even a teacher yearning for the return of a long-missing assignment!!)
Our next poem is a bit more warm and springy. I hope you enjoy “More Than Enough”, by Marge Piercy:
The first lily of June opens its red mouth.
All over the sand road where we walk
multiflora rose climbs trees cascading
white or pink blossoms, simple, intense
the scene drifting like colored mist.
The arrowhead is spreading its creamy
clumps of flower and the blackberries
are blooming in the thickets. Season of
joy for the bee. The green will never
again be so green, so purely and lushly
new, grass lifting its wheaty seedheads
into the wind. Rich fresh wine
of June, we stagger into you smeared
with pollen, overcome as the turtle
laying her eggs in roadside sand.
I read it just as a celebration of spring and a reminder to enjoy the world around you. Good advice. Finally, here’s “Today”, by the one and only Billy Collins:
If ever there were a spring day so perfect,
so uplifted by a warm intermittent breeze
that it made you want to throw
open all the windows in the house
and unlatch the door to the canary’s cage,
indeed, rip the little door from its jamb,
a day when the cool brick paths
and the garden bursting with peonies
seemed so etched in sunlight
that you felt like taking
a hammer to the glass paperweight
on the living room end table,
releasing the inhabitants
from their snow-covered cottage
so they could walk out,
holding hands and squinting
into this larger dome of blue and white,
well, today is just that kind of day.
Thank you for joining me today in enjoying this poetry. I wish you all the swift arrival of “today”, whenever it may be! You’ve made it this far; summer is just about 4 weeks away! Until then, strap in tight, but don’t forget to occasionally take a moment to pause, relax, and maybe take a pleasant walk. Perhaps “today” is today; it’d be a shame to let it pass you by!
Ah yes, I’ve survived one more revolution around the burning ball of gas that is our sun. I’m quite happy to be celebrating 17 years of life and I think it’s fair for me to say that along with the doctor that extracted me instead of delivering me, I owe my life to my parents. After raising two boys of their own who were approaching the threshold to becoming teens, what could go possibly wrong with raising two teenagers and a toddler?” And well… They did one helluva job. I’m very grateful for that they’ve done for me over the past 17 years. One of the things I’m most grateful for is how they nurtured my interest in music; they helped foster this interest into the musician I am today! Which leads me to what I’ll be doing with you, my dear reader, today! In celebration of this somewhat peculiar tradition, I’d like to blend the festivities with my love for music and share with you some insight about the music surrounding birthdays.
Now you may have heard about how the famous Happy Birthday song was copyrighted and that because of this, your favorite shows had to sing some knock-off from Wish. But, did you know that this seemingly simple song’s origins are slightly more complex than what you would have originally thought? The song was originally written by Patty and Mildred Hill, who released the song originally as “Good Morning to all” in a book for children’s songs. Apparently, the children loved these songs so much, they made some mad remixes of them by changing the lyrics for different occasions and eventually gave life to what we all know as the Happy birthday song! Eventually, this song was bought by The Summy Company and was then passed around until it ended up in the hands of Warner Bros to which they held onto the copyright for the song until 2015! The judge overlooking this copyright realized that the copyright only applied to a certain transcription for the piano and the copyright on the song became void! The WB company amassed almost more than 50 million dollars from this song alone!
Now that the copyright is now void, we can now have the privilege of hearing the song on TV or in restaurants because it’s no longer under the control of Warner Bros. After learning about its copyright, all of the pieces fell into place. All those years of wondering why TV shows would sing “For he’s a jolly good fellow” and why certain restaurants would have some lame song based off of their restaurants for MY birthday finally came to an end as I realized that they literally couldn’t sing the songs without having to pay a large sum of money to the song’s previous overlords at Warner Bros.
In the spirit of this deceivingly complex song, I would like to share with you a video that I really enjoy that is nearly 20 minutes of just Happy birthday song remixes. This video was created by the pianist Nahre Sol. In it she plays different compositions of the song in the styles of different composers. She provides brief descriptions of what is happening while she is playing the song and they explain the composer’s style. From the regimented baroque era of Bach, to the flowy impressionism of Debussy, to the more odd contemporary styles of Cage, Sol has all of her bases covered when it comes to each era of piano music. If you ever get the chance to watch it or are interested in what made each composer’s style so unique, I highly recommend that you watch her video (I really enjoy the styles of Beethoven, Chopin, Satie, and Debussy)! It’s my gift to you, happy listening!
My skin has been through a lot. Salicylic acid, benzoyl peroxide, retinoids — none of it stopped the pesky pustules that scattered my forehead. It wasn’t until I changed up my routine and saw my dermatologist that my skin began to clear up. And, with the hot, humid summer weather coming our way, a lot of our skin concerns are starting to resurface. So, what better time to talk about skin issues than now?
Here are some answers to common skincare questions by yours truly, Steven Wang.
Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
What’s a common skincare routine?
Repeat the steps below morning and night: Cleanser: find a gentle cleanser that does not strip the skin of its natural oils.
Treatment: utilize an active ingredient to target existing skin problems (acne, hyperpigmentation, wrinkles, etc.).
Moisturizer: layer a thin gel or cream to protect the skin and lock in moisture after cleansing.
SPF (morning only): apply sunscreen to prevent premature aging, dark spots, and skin cancers.
How do I cleanse my face? Take a pea-sized amount of the product and apply it to a wet face. Lightly massage the cleanser into the skin for thirty seconds and wash off with water. Gently pat the skin dry to avoid any friction. Aggressive tugging on the skin can actually damage the skin.
How do I choose a treatment?
Here’s where it gets complicated. There are tons of active ingredients available on the market to target concerns from eczema to cystic acne, but I’ll be going through some of the common ones.
Benzoyl Peroxide: an antibacterial that drys out the skin and prevents acne.
Salicylic Acid: a beta-hydroxy acid that softens clogs in the pore.
Retinoid: a cream that increases the rate of cell turnover, improving acne or wrinkles.
Vitamin C: a skin brightening agent.
Hylauronic Acid: an ingredient offering an extra layer of hydration.
Are there different types of moisturizers?
Yes! For more oily skin, I recommend a lightweight gel. It’s tempting to not moisturize when your skin is shiny, but adding that thin layer can prevent your skin from drying out, overcompensating, and producing extra oil as a result. For dryer skin, a thicker cream can be used to lock in moisture instead!
How important is sunscreen?
Sunscreen is a must if you care about skin cancer and aging. In fact, the Skin Cancer Foundation states that 90% of visible skin aging is attributed to the sun! And, believe it or not, SPF can also help with acne. After a pimple grows inflamed and exposed to light, it leaves behind a dark mark known as post-inflammatory hyperpigmentation (PIH). Applying sunscreen every morning can reduce the appearance of the mark and leave the complexion looking clear and glowy.
Unfortunately, these tips won’t be a perfect fix to any skin issue, but you can always contact me if you need more advice. Still, I guarantee that you’ll walk away with something new.
If you know me, you probably know that my family is from Ethiopia and Eritrea, countries in Northeast Africa, specifically, in the Horn of Africa. My heritage holds a deep place in my heart, and I love telling people about it. So, in honor of that, here is a list of things I love about my culture!
1. The Food!
Look at these gorgeous platters…
If you have never tried Ethiopian/Eritrean food, you’re missing out. Regardless of your dietary restrictions, there are options for everyone! Our food is vegetarian/vegan friendly, and you can also find dishes containing meat. We call our food injera, which is a sourdough flatbread that is spread out on a plate, with different dishes placed onto it. Injera is made from a grain called teff, which is naturally vegan and gluten-free. Injera is used to scoop the dishes up (no utensils needed at all!) and eaten.
Injera
Popular Meat-Dishes:
Doro Wat
Doro Wat is a spicy chicken stew, made with berbere (traditional spice mix). The chicken is slow-cooked in the spice blend consisting of berbere, onions, garlic, and ginger, with hard-boiled eggs added when the dish is almost ready. This is such a great dish to eat, and if you eat meat – it’s a must-try!
Tibs
Derek (crispy) beef tibs in a shekla dist (traditional clay holder), with awaze (spicy sauce) on the side.
More tibs! Instead of derek tibs, these are softer and juicier.
Tibs is a dish containing diced beef or lamb, sauteed with onions, jalapeños, garlic, and rosemary. There are different variations of this dish, as other vegetables can also be added to it. Simple, yet so delicious!
Kitfo
Kitfo is ground beef with kibe (traditional spiced butter) and traditional chili spices. It’s cooked for a little bit, so although it may look completely raw, it’s not entirely! If you aren’t comfortable with eating raw/almost raw meat, kitfo can be cooked to your personal liking.
Popular Vegan + Vegetarian Dishes:
Beyaynetu (Combination platter)
Beyaynetu, which translates to “combination”, is a platter of vegan dishes, ranging from stews, and mixed vegetables, served on injera. Shiro, (which is my personal favorite!) is a spicy chickpea stew, and is absolutely delicious! There are tons of vegan-friendly dishes in Ethiopian/Eritrean cuisine, as these options stem from religious practice. Don’t these platters look delicious? I can confirm that they most definitely are!
Helpful descriptions of each vegan dish!
One more thing I would like to mention when it comes to our food, is, the act of gursha! In our culture, we provide gurshas to those we love and respect. A gursha is basically the act of feeding injera to one another. While eating as a group, we scoop a dish into the injera, feeding the person we choose to give the gursha to. This is an act that may sound strange to Westerners, but I can assure you – it is filled with beautiful tradition, rooted in love, kindness, and respect, strengthening our relationships with one another.
The second day of a traditional wedding (melse), with the bridesmaids feeding gurshas to the bride and groom!
Another food-related custom that I love, is the tradition of using one large platter to eat together. In many of the photos shown above, large platters have been utilized. Eating together is a very important part of our culture, emphasizing the connection, love, relationship, and community between us!
As there is a large Ethiopian and Eritrean community here in the Twin Cities, I encourage you to visit some Ethiopian restaurants and try our food – you won’t regret it!
There is definitely more I could talk about when it comes to our traditional food and customs, but, I should keep going. There’s so much more I love about my culture that I’m excited to share with you all!
2. The Community and Diversity!
The relationships formed within the Ethiopian/Eritrean community are a very close one, which is another thing I love about my culture. Our culture tends to be very family-oriented, as we have a deep love for our families, prioritizing family needs, with an emphasis on respecting elders. Our culture is also very diverse, as, fun fact – Ethiopia contains over 80 ethnic groups, with over 80 languages spoken in the country. Eritrea contains 9 (recognized) ethnic groups! This brings a level of diversity like no other, as the two countries are filled with unique cultures, customs, and traditions that vary from each ethnic group. Ethiopia is one of the oldest countries in the world, and Christianity, Judaism, and Islam have been in the country for many centuries! You’ll find different faces, languages, traditions, and a way of life in each part of Ethiopia and Eritrea. Regardless of the differences in ethnic tribe or culture, we are still one as Ethiopians and Eritreans. Isn’t that beautiful?
Map of the prominent ethnic groups in Ethiopia (left map), and Eritrea (right map)
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The beautiful faces of Ethiopia and Eritrea!
3. The Pride We Have in Our Culture!
It’s no doubt that Ethiopians and Eritreans have a deep sense of pride and love for our culture. This is especially evident in the diaspora around the world. We are filled with pride in the depth and beauty our culture and countries have to hold, and in each of our traditions. Another fun fact – Ethiopia is the only country in Africa to never have been colonized by any country! This gives us a big sense of pride! Ethiopians and Eritreans around the world continuously find ways to connect, build community, and celebrate our rich and beautiful culture.
4. The Coffee!
Coffee (buna in Amharic, bunn in Tigryina) is extremely important within our culture. Although it is not 100% known where coffee originated, it is said that coffee originated from Ethiopia. Some share the legend/story of a ninth-century goat herder, named Kaldi. While in the forest, his goats ate some coffee berries, and became extremely energetic at night, unable to sleep. Perplexed by this, Kaldi decided to also try the berries, eventually becoming energized, as well. From there, coffee was discovered, after he shared it with those around him.
We hold traditional coffee ceremonies, as this is a very significant part of our culture. You might be wondering, how do you perform your coffee ceremonies? First, fresh grass (or a mat) is spread out across the floor on which the ceremony will be performed on. Second, the jebena (clay coffeepot) is filled with water and placed on top of heat. Then, the coffee beans are rinsed in a separate pan, and once clean, they become roasted. Once the beans are roasted, the aroma of the coffee beans fills the home! The beans then become crushed, turning into coarse ground. At this point, the water in the jebena is hot and ready. The coffee ground is poured into the jebena, then set back on the heat to boil. Once boiled, the coffee is ready, and served into beautiful and delicate traditional coffee cups!
Example of a woman preparing buna/bunn in the traditional ceremony!
5. The Beauty!
Ethiopia and Eritrea are beautiful countries, with unique and incredible landscapes. I love traveling to both countries, as the diversity of the landscape leaves me in awe. Every single part of both countries are fascinating and beautiful, and I constantly find myself learning something new on each trip I embark on with my family. From the mountains to the forests, and many astonishing sights, you won’t be disappointed. The history that is rooted in certain architecture is incredible, and each part of Ethiopia and Eritrea are filled with such deep and stunning things. I could go on and on about the beauty and landscape of the countries!
The Danakil Depression
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Every time I think about my culture, my heritage, and the journey and sacrifice of my parents immigrating to this country, I am astonished and filled with gratitude. I am thankful to have been raised in a home where my parents emphasized the importance of staying connected and close to our heritage, through the language, food, clothing, tradition, and more. To echo what I have mentioned many times throughout this post – I love my culture, and where my family comes from. I am filled with pride in my roots, and I will never get tired of talking about my culture. There is so much more I could write about in regards to what I love about my culture, as it’s a never-ending list. The love I have for my heritage fills me with so much joy, and I hope you were able to learn more about my culture, and enjoy it! So, from myself to you, አመሰግናለሁ/የቐንየለይ! Thank you for reading! (Written in Amharic/Tigrinya)
(Lastly, I would also like to spread awareness about the current situation and conflict in Ethiopia. The things that have been occurring are atrocious and incredibly devastating, and I would encourage you to read about the situation, and help out in any way that you can. Thank you.)
Hello, this is April (the writer of this article, not a personified version of the month or anything)! Isn’t it fitting that I’m writing for the first day of April? While you’re here reading this post, let me share some of what having a name like mine entails, which I’m sure you must be incredibly curious about.
The most common question I get regarding my name is whether I was born in April. The inevitable follow-up question is whether my parents named me April because I was born in April—to which my default answer is, “They say no, but I think yes.” I have perfected this answer through many years of trial and error.
There is another, slightly more unexpected consequence of sharing my name with a month. One day in sixth grade, I had been working with my classmates when I heard the teacher shout out emphatically, “April!” I jumped and whipped around to see what had prompted my teacher to call for me so emphatically, only to find that she had been announcing the date of our final exam. This series of events has repeated countless times.
A major advantage of having a name like April, however, is that I’m allowed to claim 30 days out of each year as mine. This has made up for many of the small inconveniences my name has brought.
Are you wondering why I’ve been talking about my name so much? Looking at the title of this post, you’re probably expecting some sort of prank in honor of April Fools’ Day. You’d be partially right: the prank is that there is no prank!
April Fools’!
So there was no such prank before I began writing this post, but now I have written it into existence. Now that it exists, I’ve shared my name-related April Fools’ prank. But since the prank depends on not having a prank, it’s no longer valid. And since it’s no longer valid, the prank is once again valid. It’s become a paradox*!
Has April’s April Fools’ Day paradox-prank messed with your head a bit? Being named April, I have an unspoken responsibility to embody the April spirit, and part of that includes bringing some confusion and chaos to the first day of April 😉
Happy April Fools’ Day!
*A paradox (as defined on literaryterms.net) is a statement that contradicts itself, or that must be both true and untrue at the same time.
Happy International Waffles Day!! Today, March 25th, is the day where all the waffle lovers out there can celebrate their undying love for the crispy, golden, sweet breakfast treat. With spring break just around the corner, this break would be the perfect opportunity to celebrate by making some fresh waffles or experimenting with new waffle flavors. Now, in celebration of this exceptionally important holiday, I have prepared three unique waffle recipes that stray from the classic waffles everyone knows. In preparation for these recipes, I browsed the internet for inspiration for peculiar flavors that many people have never tried. As a result, the three different recipes I recreated were Bacon Waffles, Chocolate Orange Waffles, and Raspberry Pistachio Waffles. Do not worry! All of these recipes are super duper easy and simple! This is coming from a person who couldn’t figure out how to use a waffle maker correctly and proceeded to partially melt and ruin a silicone spatula, then could only get a burned pile of waffle remains as a product. Not one single waffle survived that mess. As you can see, my first attempt went extraordinarily well. Nevertheless, I eventually did successfully make the waffles and they turned out pretty good! With consideration for the individuals, like me, who face difficulties in culinary, I tried to make the ingredients and instructions as simple as possible. Here we go!
BACON WAFFLES
If you are a savory-sweet kind of person, these sweet waffles with the savory touch of bacon may be the waffles for you!
Ingredients:
(Makes about 8, depends on the size of the waffles)
2 cups all-purpose flour
2 Tbsp sugar/sweetener
1 Tbsp baking powder
1 tsp salt
2 eggs
1 ½ cups milk
⅔ cup melted butter or oil
1 tsp vanilla extract (optional)
Bacon
Pre-step: Cook some bacon
Step 1: Mix dry ingredients together and wet ingredients together in separate bowls
Step 2: Mix dry and wet ingredients together
Step 3: Use scissors to cut up cooked bacon into small pieces
Step 4: Turn on your waffle maker/heat up your waffle pan, and sprinkle bacon pieces to cover the bottom of the pan, then pour waffle batter into the mold
Step 5: Once the waffle is cooked through, place it onto a plate and enjoy with some more bacon and other preferred toppings(optional).
Chocolate + orange is a rarely seen combo of flavors, especially as a waffle flavor; those who love pairing chocolate and fruit together should give this unique combo a try!
Ingredients:
(Makes about 8, depends on the size of the waffles)
2 cups of flour
2 Tbsp sugar/sweetener
1 Tbsp baking powder
1 tsp salt
2 eggs
1 ½ cups milk
⅔ cup melted butter/oil
1 tsp vanilla extract (optional)
1 Tbsp of any type of chocolate powder
1 Tbsp of Orange zest, or the zest of 1 orange
Chocolate chips
Pre-step: Zest an orange, put it to the side
Step 1: Mix dry ingredients together and wet ingredients together in separate bowls
Step 2: Mix dry and wet ingredients together
Step 3: Mix in the orange zest and as many chocolate chips as you want
Step 4: Turn on your waffle maker/heat up your waffle pan, and pour waffle batter into the mold
Step 5: Once the waffle is cooked through, place it onto a plate and enjoy with some orange slices and other prefered toppings(optional).
This flavor combination is harmonious and delicious. Crunchy and tangy, nutty and sweet, it really is a wonderful treat!
Ingredients:
(Makes about 8, depends on the size of the waffles)
2 cups of flour
2 Tbsp sugar/sweetener
1 Tbsp baking powder
1 tsp salt
2 eggs
1 ½ cups milk
⅔ cup melted butter/oil
1 tsp vanilla extract (optional)
½ cup mashed raspberries
2 cups crushed pistachios
Pre-step: Mash raspberries and crush unshelled pistachios(medium-sized chunks) set to side
Step 1: Mix dry ingredients together and wet ingredients together in separate bowls
Step 2: Mix dry and wet ingredients together
Step 3: Mix in the mashed raspberries
Step 4: Turn on your waffle maker/heat up your waffle pan, and sprinkle crushed pistachios to cover the bottom of the pan, then pour waffle batter into the mold
Step 5: Once the waffle is cooked through, place it onto a plate and enjoy with some more raspberries, pistachios, and other preferred toppings(optional).
Side note:
To store waffles, you either keep them in the refrigerator(short-term) or freeze them(long-term).
